Title: Phase V
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS:
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ANTHONY: HOWEVER IT HAPPENED OR WHOMEVER YOU BELIEVE BUILT IT, IT’S A BEAUTIFUL PLANET. FROM SPACE IT LOOKS LIKE A HAVEN, IT'S NOT THE PLANET YOU CAN PASS WITHOUT STOPPING
ANTHONY: TALL, CLOUD BUSTING, SNOW CAPPED MOUNTAINS
ANTHONY: TRAIL OFF INTO DENSELY WOODED LUSCIOUS FORESTS
ANTHONY: THEY CEDE TO MEET THE MEANDERING FLOW OF CRYSTAL CLEAR RIVERS
ANTHONY: WITH SOFT SLOPING BANKS REGALED IN A CARPETED MEADOW OF SWEET PLANTS
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ANTHONY: THE NAUSEOUS SHADE OF THE GREY 3' BY 2' SLABS SOLD AS THE COMPLETE SOLUTION. NOW THE MAJOR SOURCE OF PERSONAL INJURY CLAIMS
ANTHONY: THE LONG STRAIGHT LINES NOW BUCKLE AS THEY DISAPPEAR INTO THE DISTANCE
ANTHONY: AN INCUBATOR AND SEED TRAP FOR THE LAZY WEED
ANTHONY: WHERE SUNKEN LEVELS CAUSE MERE PUDDLES TO PERMANENTLY RESIDE
ANTHONY: AND THE OBESE CARELESS HUMAN UNITS POUND THE SOLID SLABS TO CRACKED SLITHERS IN THEIR WAKE
ANTHONY: ITS IS UP TO US MY DEAR TO SAVE THIS PLANET FROM IT'S OWN POPULATION.
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ANTHONY: OUR RACE HAS TAUGHT US SMALL IS A STRENGTH TO DRAWN ON
DENNIS: THIS USED TO BE THE BIGGEST SLAB MAKING FIRM IN THE WORLD, WE'VE PAVED EQUIVALENT TOTHREE TIMES ROUND THE EQUATOR. BUT THAT’S ALL CHANGED NOW, THEY WANT NATURAL STONE, SO NOW EVERYONE IS HACKING MOUNTAINS TO BITS
DENNIS: WE'RE BEING PAID A MEASLY RECYCLE GRANT TO REBURY THE PATIO SLABS. THE COUNCILS CANT AFFORD REAL STONE SO THEY'RE USING PLAIN CONCRETE
ANTHONY: A MOST UNSATISFACTORY SOLUTION
DENNIS: AND WHAT WILL I DO WITH ALL THIS SAND NOBODY WANTS IT NOW
DENNIS: I MUST KEEP MY WORKFORCE GOING SO I'M PREPARED TO DEAL WITH ANYBODY
ANTHONY: LOOK UPON THIS AS YOUR SAVIOUR
DENNIS: DEAD BEETLES?
ANTHONY: WE WILL STOP THIS PLANET FLATTENING ITSELF TO CREATE A LEVEL WORKPLACE FOR IT'S OUTSIDE COOKING.
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DELON: HELLO MY PRECIOUS GREEN GLOVERS. I'M DELON WAGSTAFF AND WELCOME TO A NEW SERIES OF 'REBORN AGAIN GARDENING'
DELON: THIS SERIES WE FOCUS ON AN ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY WAY TO REPLACE YOUR PATIO SLABS, WITHOUT DESECRATING ANY MORE NATURAL STONE.
DELON: FIRST BUY MY BOOK 'PRECISION DESIGN USING WATER COLOURS' AND SPEND A GOOD MONTH AIRBRUSHING OUT YOUR FINAL DESIGN.
DELON: AND HERE IS OUR WONDER PRODUCT, PAVING BRICKS, MADE FROM RECYCLED SLABS YET TURNED RED BY A SPECIAL NATURAL PROCESS.. THEY CAN BE LAID INTO ANY SHAPE AND CUT VERY EASILY.
DELON: AND HERES A TRADE SECRET A WHACKING MACHINE FIRMS IT ALL UP WITH JUST SOME MORE SAND,
DELON: YOU CAN USE ANY DESIGN LET YOUR IMAGINATION BE YOUR SOUL.
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ANTHONY: WELL WE DID IT, WE SAVED DENNIS' AILING BUSINESS, NICE GOLD LAPPED OFFICE HE NOW HAS
ANTHONY: SAVED THE HEATH SERVICE, WITH LESS FALLING INJURIES AND HERNIAS, THEY CAN REFOCUS THEIR EFFORTS
ANTHONY: RELIEVED THE PRESSURE ON THE COUNCILS WHO CAN NOW TAKE TIME OFF
ANTHONY: AND PRESERVED THE GREAT ROCKY OUTCROPS OF THE PLANET WHILST SECURIN OUR RACES' FUTURE
ANTHONY: NO MORE PREDATORY BEETLES OR IMPENETRABLE CONCRETE. INSTEAD A PLANET WIDE NETWORK OF HIDDEN SANDY RUNS. WHAT GREAT PETS HUMANS MAKE
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