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Title: Dish Ran Away With The Spoon
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS:
PAGE 1
Angela gets more than she bargained for when she falls ill on a family holiday
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Barton, Cordelia and their daughter Angela sit together on a coach seat
BARTON: ALL TOGETHER NOW
2
A coach in heavy traffic heads towards the airport
ALL: WE'RE GOING TO THE ZOO, ZOO ZOO
3
At the airport check out desk the family check in a line trails behind them and a the tour guide herds them
ALL: YOU CAN COME TO, TO, TO
4
The travellers board their transport that from the view looks like a plane, an airport like building and a fuelling tanker aid the deception
ALL: WE'RE GOING TO THE ZOO, ZOO ZOO
5
They travellers are revealed to be on a craft leaving earth's atmosphere
ALL: YOU CAN COME TO
PAGE 2
1
A close up on the family having breakfast
BARTON: YOU DON'T LOOK WELL CHILD
ANGELA: I AM OK FATHER
CORDELIA: OF COURSE YOU ARE, THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO HERE FOR A GIRL OF YOUR AGE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
2
Panned out the family is seen to be in the main hunting lodge, a large circular building of stone construction with a massive fireplace and dead animal trophies
BARTON: THIS MAY BE OUR LAST HOLIDAY TOGETHER
CORDELIA: NEXT YEAR YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GO AWAY WITH THE SCHOOL AND NOT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH OUR ECCENTRIC BEHAVIOUR
3
An external view of the complex, the main lodges has a conceal roof and is surrounded by smaller similar buildings that house the sleeping accommodation
ANGELA: I DON'T WANT TO EVER LEAVE YOU
BARTON: DON'T WORRY, ITS ALL PART OF GROWING UP
CORDELIA: WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE ADJUSTMENTS
4
A fully panned back shot of the hunting complex shows it to be surrounded by a hug fence with a daunting rocky desert surrounding it. At the bottom of the page an ominous pair of claws grasp in ominous shadow
ANGELA: I'M SCARED
BARTON: ITS NATURAL BUT YOU'RE OUR ONLY DAUGHTER
CORDELIA: I'M SURE VERY SOON THE WORLD WILL BE SCARED OF YOU
PAGE 3
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Barton and Cordelia say good bye to Angela as they board the safari vehicle, Barton holds what looks like a gun case under his arm
BARTON: IF YOU ARE REALLY NOT FEELING WELL YOU CAN STAY
CORDELIA: WE'LL BE BACK FOR LUNCH MAY BE YOU'LL BE FEELING BETTER. TRY EXPLORING THE COMPOUND
2
Angela stands next to fence waving goodbye to the vehicle at it hovers and takes off over the huge fence
BARTON: DO YOU THINK SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT
CORDELIA: ITS NEVER CEASED TO AMAZE ME HOW RESILIENT SHE IS
3
In a box out Angela wanders through a gap in the fence
ANGELA: I WONDER WHAT'S OUT HERE?
4
From the back of the safari vehicle the parents looks anxiously at the complex disappearing into the distance
BARTON: I'VE NEVER SEEN HER LIKE THIS BEFORE
CORDELIA: ITS JUST HER AGE
BARTON: WERE YOU LIKE HER?
CORDELIA: OH NO ANGELA IS QUITE UNIQUE
5
The vehicle has landed and the inhabitants have set up easels to paint the landscape, this is a painting safari to 'capture' animals in their natural environment
BARTON: I'M GOING TO CAPTURE THIS BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE
CORDELIA: BE CAREFUL WITH THAT BRUSH YOU'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S EYE OUT
6
Angela wandering runs into a massive foot, that of the beast whose claws we saw earlier
ANGELA: O OH
PAGE 4
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Barton and Cordelia are desperately searching their room for the absent Angela
BARTON: WE'RE HOME DEAR
CORDELIA: TIME FOR DINNER
BARTON: SHE'S GONE
2
Angela walks back to the complex followed by the beast (only visible by it's legs)
ANGELA: MUMMY WILL BE SO GLAD I'VE MADE A FRIEND, I'LL CALL YOU DOBBIN
3
Barton and Cordelia leave the complex to search for Angela in the safari vehicle
BARTON: SHE CANT HAVE GONE FAR
CORDELIA: WHAT'S THE POINT IN HAVING A FENCE IF IT ONLY KEEPS LARGE THINGS OUT AND NOT LITTLE THINGS IN
4
Angela walks into the complex and the monster flattens the pathetic fence under a single foot
ANGELA: THE CAMP'S DESERTED MUM AND DAD DON'T SEEM TO BE AROUND
5
Angela has buckled into the seat of the transporter
ANGELA: NEVER MIND, MAKE YOUR SELF AT HOME, DOBBIN
6
Angela returns the beast to earth, it's just fits in the craft but it's feet poke out of the back
ANGELA: I'LL TAKE YOU TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND ALLY THEN THEN WE CAN GO TO SCHOOL FOR SHOW AND TELL
PAGE 5
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Angela has landed the craft in a forest, where the beast has emerged and they are continuing their walk
ANGELA: THAT WASN'T VERY NICE OF THE PLANETARY DEFENCES TO SHOOT AT US, BUT I SHOWED THEM DIDN'T I. I BET THE MILITARY WILL BE RESEARCHING THE EFFECTS OF YOUR METHANE AS A WEAPON FOR MANY YEARS TO COME
2
Angela hugs the foot of the beat
ANGELA: I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT WHATEVER HAPPENED I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
3
On those magical words the beast shrinking and dissolves into a carbon copy of (the unseen) Angela
DOBBIN: ARGGHHH!
4
Dobbin (as Angela) clasps it's hands to her head.
DOBBIN: DOBBIN WHAT SORT OF NAME IS THAT FOR AN EXILED CRIMINAL MASTERMIND. I'D NEVER THOUGHT I'D ESCAPE THAT CURSE, THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEING A TABLOID ODDITY AND BEING SKETCHED BY WRINKLY PAINTERS. THANKS TO YOU GIRL I'M FREE. CAN'T SAY I LIKE YOUR STYLE BUT IT'LL DO.
5
Angela has transformed into the beast Dobbin used to be, her foot clumsily squashes the beast (now looking like Angela)
ANGELA: WHY'S EVERYTHING SHRUNK? WHAT S HAPPENED? WHERE ARE YOU DOBBIN? DOBBIN?... WHOOPS
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