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Title: Written Warning

Series: Ignore alien orders

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS: EYEONE COMES TO EARTH ON A SCHOOL EXCHANGE VISIT WHERE HE OBSERVES HUMANS AS A AMD UNEDUCATED LOT BUT WITH GOOD BUT MAD INTENTIONS. HIS REPORT ON THE VISIT ADVISES WE KEEP EARTH FULL OF HUMANS WITH THE WARNING THAT THE PLANET 'MAY CONTAIN NUTS'

PAGE 1


1 
A slice showing the end part of a large Government building

EYEONE: THIS IS WHERE THE WORLDLY WISE SET THE POLICIES FOR THE YOUNG INNOCENTS


2 
A slice showing the end part of a large school building

EYEONE: THIS IS WHERE THE YOUNG INNOCENTS BECOME WORLDLY WISE


3 
A central slice of the Government building

EYEONE: THIS IS WHERE THE ELECTED PROMISE EDUCATION, EDUCATION AND EDUCATION


4 
A central slice of the school building

EYEONE: THIS IS WHERE THE REJECTED PASS ON EDUCATION, EDUCATION AND EDUCATION


5 
Mark walks to school he wears his cap and his satchel

EYEONE: THIS IS MARK, MY INSIDE ON THIS STORY


6 
Mark in a long walks to school passing cars

EYEONE: HE HAS HIS EAR TO THE GROUND HIS PULSE ON THE BEAT


7 
A long unclear shot of EyeOne on it's way to school

EYEONE: THIS IS ME INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER, TRUTH SEEKER, RISK TAKER, ESTABLISHMENT CHALLENGER


8 
A large shot of EyeOne he is a one eyed alien

EYEONE: UNDERCOVER ON A SCHOOL EXCHANGE VISIT TO EARTH

PAGE 2


1 
In school during a lesson Marks reads a book

EYEONE: LIFE WITH THE EXCHANGE. FIRST UP IS HISTORY, A STUDY OF OLD THINGS


2 
EyeOne eats it's book

EYEONE: AND MIGHTY TASTY THEY ARE TO


3 
Mark dissects a rat with a large incision from mouth to tail

EYEONE: THE IS BIOLOGY STUDYING LIVING THINGS VIA DEAD THINGS


4 
EyeOne wears the rat on his head via the incision

EYEONE: THEN TURNING THEM INTO FASHION ACCESSORIES


5 
Mark receives his lunch from the canteen

EYEONE: AFTER LUNCH IT'S SPORTS


6 
EyeOne surfs around the canteen on a lunch tray

EYEONE: AS I'D EATEN IN HISTORY I SKIPPED LUNCH


7 
Mark plays football kicking the ball into the goal

EYEONE: NOT VERY ENTHRALLING THIS SPORTS THING


8 
EyeOne kips on the goal net as hammock

EYEONE: I CONSIDER MY SELF MORE COSMOPOLITAN WITH THIS SIESTA THING

PAGE 3


1 
Later Mark changes from his school shoes to huge soled boots

EYEONE: AFTER SCHOOL IS FINISHED THERE IS A SHOE CHANGING RITUAL


2 
EyeOne pours himself into a pair of Wellington boots

EYEONE: THESE ARE MORE SUITED TO BIRTH CONTROL THAN AMBULATING


3 
Mark eats a hamburger

EYEONE: HAVING EATEN A WELL BALANCED LUNCH THEY THEN GORGE ON FAST FOOD


4 
EyeOne prods the burger waste in the bin

EYEONE: DESPITE IT'S INGREDIENTS ONCE DISCARDED THE PACKING REFUSES TO DISAPPEAR


5 
Mark and a friend lean nonchalantly against a wall, watching the girls go by

EYEONE: THEN A STRANGE MATING RITUAL ENSUES, OBSERVING THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES


6 
EyeOne lassos a girl for Mark

EYEONE: I TRIED TO HASTEN THE PROCESS, BUT THE EXCHANGE RAN OFF BEFORE ANY COULD DEVELOP


7 
Mark plays a computer game on his pocket games system

EYEONE: THEN SOME KIND OF ELECTRONIC LEISURE AMUSEMENT OF A PERSONAL VIEW SCREEN


8 
EyeOne flies around in his spaceship the screen full of a real space battle

EYEONE: IT MUST BE REALISTIC, I TOOK THE EXCHANGE FOR A RIDE THROUGH THE REAL THING AND HE NEVER LOOKED UP

PAGE 4


1 
Mark returns home

EYEONE: EVENTUALLY THE RELUCTANT OFFSPRING RETURNS HOME TO IT'S DOMICILE


2 
EyeOne sneaks in under the cat flap

EYEONE: THE DOMICILE HOWEVER IS WELCOMING TO ALL INCLUDING SPECIAL COMPENSATION FOR SMALLER MAMMALS


3 
Mark surfs the Internet at home on his computer

EYEONE: AFTER A FEW GRUNTS WITH IT'S ELDERS THE EXCHANGE ENTERS THE STRANGE WORLD OF THE INTERWEB


4 
EyeOne tries to tune his complex space radio

EYEONE: APPARENTLY A BOUNDLESS UNIVERSE OF POSSIBILITIES, BUT I CAN NOT LOCATE IT ON MY PRIMAITVE SPACE RADIO


5 
Mark sneaks out of the house

EYEONE: AFTER FEIGNING MUCH NEEDED SLEEP THE EXCHANGE BREAKS OUT OF THE SAFETY OF THE DOMICILE


6 
EyeOne exits the house via the drain pipe

EYEONE: A TASK NOT MADE EASIER BY THEIR BULKY SKELETON FORM


7 
Mark watches a band at a gig

EYEONE: MONETARY TOKENS GAIN ENTRY TO A STUFFY, SEEDY, CARBUNCLE OF A PLACE


8 
EyeOne holds it's ears as the noise lacerate sit heads

EYEONE: WHATEVER HAPPENS IN HERE WOULD BE COUNTED BY MILITARY SECRETS BY US

PAGE 5


1 
Mark is upset and cries as the visit come to an end

EYEONE: IT IS ONLY ON THE EVE OF MY DEPARTURE THE EXCHANGE EXPRESS AFFECTION FOR ME BY EMITTING BRINE


2 
EyeOne licks Mark's face

EYEONE: THE HEARTS MAY BE WELL MEANING BUT THE IS PRECIOUS TIME TO FOLLOW UP ON THIS FOREPLAY


3 
Mark hands EyeOne a flag

EYEONE: THE EXCHANGE HANDED ME A PVC EMBLEM OF HIS COUNTRY


4 
EyeOne hands Mark a folder

EYEONE: I WAS EMBARRASSED ALL I COULD GIVE IN RETURN WAS THE CURE FOR ALL KNOWN HUMAN DISEASES


5 
Mark is driven home waving goodbye to EyeOne

EYEONE: SO IN SUMMARY WHAT HAVE I LEARNED IS THAT DESPITE THEIR INTRASPECIES PROBLEMS


6 
EyeOne space craft takes off

EYEONE: THE GALAXY IS A RICHER PLACE FOR A HAVING HUMANS IN IT, SO WE SHOULD LET THEM LIVE


7 
EyeOne finished writing his report

EYEONE: THE ARE A MAD RACE OF INNOCENTS IN NEED OF EDUCATION WE SHOULD TREATED THEM AS A SPECIAL NEEDS PLANET.


8 
The outside of EyeOne's report

EYEONE: CAUTION- MAY CONTAIN NUTS

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