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Title: I Gambler

Series: Chronicle

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS

PAGE 1


Hilda, Frank and Simon are boating on a lake in a park


A close up of a asteroid the size of peas heading toward earth

Caption: ITS JOURNEY OF MANY DECADES IS ALMOST OVER. ITS HUGE MASS ERODED WHILST PASSING THROUGH HOSTILE ENVIRONMENTS.


The asteroid passes through a space station

Caption: BOMBARDED BY COSMIC RAYS, IT'S ATOMIC STRUCTURE ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE IT HEADS FOR A RENDEZVOUS WITH EARTH.


The asteroid passes through an airliner wing

Caption: THE SIZE OF A PEA WITH AN EVER INCREASING VELOCITY AND TEMPERATURE IT PASSES THROUGH MOST SURFACES UNNOTICED


The asteroid passes through a sky scraper

Caption: MOST WILL FIND THE MINUTE EXIT HOLES A MILD CURIOSITY


The asteroid passes through the park entrance through the boat hire shop and into the] boat

Caption: BUT FOR 3 PEOPLE IT IS AN LIFE CHANGING EPIPHANY


The boating lake is emerssed in a huge cloud of steam and the boat is nowhere to be seen

PAGE 2


A cover is erected dove the lake and an important scientific team attempt to explain the events

Caption: ITS A SET OF CIRCUMSTANCE THAT WILL NEVER BE CORRECTLY EXPLAINED YET WILL INCREASE THE BOATING LAKE'S EARNING POTENTIAL AS A CURIOSITY


In a hospital ward Frank and Simon are in a room recovering.

Caption: TWO WERE CAUGHT IN THE BLAST AND ONE IS MISSING, THEY HAVE MINOR ABRASIONS AND WILL BE FIT TO TRAVEL SOON


Simon and frank awake

SIMON: MY HEAD FEELS LIGHT

FRANK: MUST HAVE BEEN SOME KIND OF ACCIDENT.. WHOSE THAT AT THE DOOR

SIMON: NO ONE

Sfx: KNOCK KNOCK

SIMON: THERE AGAIN


The now invisible Hilda enters the room, Simon recoils in fight and floats to the ceiling

FRANK: ITS HILDA

SIMON: THERE'S NO ONE THERE

HILDA: I'M INVISIBLE, HOW DID YOU SEE ME

FRANK: I CAN SEE 15 SECONDS INTO THE FUTURE

SIMON: WILL SOMEONE HELP ME DOWN.

PAGE 3


Frank and Simon assemble a shed and Hilda carries a ladder

SIMON: THIS MUST BE OUR DESTINY, ORDINARY PEOPLE ENDOWED WITH SUPER POWERS

FRANK: AND WE'RE PUTTING THEM TO GOOD USE GIVING YOU GARDEN A MAKEOVER

HILDA: BUILDING OUR GROUP HEADQUARTERS PLEASE.


Simons hand sews a garment, Hilda cuts one out on the floor and Frank uses the sewing machine

SIMON: MAKE SURE YOU DOUBLE STITCH WE DON'T WANT ANY EMBARRASSMENTS

FRANK: MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS NON REFLECTIVE

HILDA: REMEMBER THIS LYCRA SHRINKS IN A VERY HOT WASH

SIMON: ARE WE GOING TO NEED A BACK UP COSTUME?

FRANK: WE CANT BE USING THE SERVICE WASH NOW


The 3 sit listening to a police scanner

Caption: REQUIRE ASSISTANCE, ROBBERY IN PROGRESS, BELEIVED ARMED


The three run to get changed with an arm each raised high

SIMON: TO THE RESCUE 'THE LEVITATING LARD BALL'

HILDA: THE 'TRANSPARENT TOTTY'

FRANK: DAMN SPENT TOO LONG ON ME COSTUME AND DIDN’T THINK OF A NAME

PAGE 4


Simon has opened his flying aide, a kite, the other 2 hang on but he is going nowhere

Caption: YOUR TOO MUCH WEIGHT, I'LL FLY AHEAD


Frank opens the car door, and looks around for Hilda

FRANK: ARE YOU IN TOTTY?

HILDA: YES, NOW COME ONE LETS MOVE UP A GEAR


The car drives along the road approaching a congestion charge zone it is driving faster than Simon can fly

FRANK: WE'RE STILL ONLY DOING 20 MPH

HILDA: NOT TOO FAST HE CANT KEEP UP WIT US, I'D BETTER DRIVE


A shot of Simon gliding, birds are perched around his person, this grabs the attention of cats nearby

SIMON: YOU TWO GO AHEAD I'LL GAIN SOME HEIGHT


The car is flashed by a speed camera

Sfx: FLASH

HILDA: WE'LL AT LEAST THEY CANT DO YOU FOR SPEEDING, THE PICTURE'LL SHOW NO ONE DRIVING


At the crime scene Simon can't climb high enough to reach the roof, Hilda is at the door of the bank and frank stands back.

SIMON: ITS NO GOOD I CAN REACH THE ROOF

HILDA: ATISHOO


Frank worries googly eyes

FRANK: WHOOPS WE'VE BEEN RUMBLED

HILDA: ATISHOO

FRANK: WHAT'S GOOD INVISIBILITY IF YOU HAVE TO BE NAKED


A range of shots ring out from the bank the crew scatter with cars and public property being damaged

FRANK: DUCK ALL OF YOU NOW

Sfx: KERBLING KERBLONG

PAGE 5


A knock at the door it the postman

POSTMAN: GOOD MORNING A SELECTION OF SPEEDING TICKETS AND FINES FOR UNPAID CONGESTION CHARGES


A knock at the door it's an insurance rep

INSURER: SORRY YOUR CAR IS A WRITE OFF AND WE DON'T PAY OUT ON BIZARRE BOUTS OF GUNFIRE


A knock at the door it's a council man

COUNCIL MAN: I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE USING YOUR USING THESE PREMISES TO CONDUCT A BUSINESS


A knock at the door it’s a policeman

POLICEMAN: A BANK ROBBER HAS EVADED OUR CUSTODY AND APPARENTLY IS SEEKING REVENGE FOR THE INTERRUPTION DURIGN HIS LAST ROBBERY


A knock at the door it’s a radio detector van

DETECTOR: I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO ILLEGAL FREQUENCIES


A knock at the door it’s a doctor

DOCTOR: SHE IS VERY ILL WHAT'S SHE BEEN DOING? RUNNING AROUND ALL NIGHT WITH NO CLOTHES ON


The three shake hands

SIMON: OBVIOUSLY THIS COUNTRY ISN'T READY FOR OUR TALENTS

FRANK: PERHAPS WE'RE SHOULD BE LOOKING BEYOND PETTY CRIME

HILDA: ATISHOO


At the airport

SIMON: 2 TICKETS FOR VEGAS

HILDA: ATISHOO

FRANK: JUST 2 PLEASE

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