Title: I Gambler
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS:
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Caption: ITS JOURNEY OF MANY DECADES IS ALMOST OVER. ITS HUGE MASS ERODED WHILST PASSING THROUGH HOSTILE ENVIRONMENTS.
Caption: BOMBARDED BY COSMIC RAYS, IT'S ATOMIC STRUCTURE ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE IT HEADS FOR A RENDEZVOUS WITH EARTH.
Caption: THE SIZE OF A PEA WITH AN EVER INCREASING VELOCITY AND TEMPERATURE IT PASSES THROUGH MOST SURFACES UNNOTICED
Caption: MOST WILL FIND THE MINUTE EXIT HOLES A MILD CURIOSITY
Caption: BUT FOR 3 PEOPLE IT IS AN LIFE CHANGING EPIPHANY
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Caption: ITS A SET OF CIRCUMSTANCE THAT WILL NEVER BE CORRECTLY EXPLAINED YET WILL INCREASE THE BOATING LAKE'S EARNING POTENTIAL AS A CURIOSITY
Caption: TWO WERE CAUGHT IN THE BLAST AND ONE IS MISSING, THEY HAVE MINOR ABRASIONS AND WILL BE FIT TO TRAVEL SOON
SIMON: MY HEAD FEELS LIGHT
FRANK: MUST HAVE BEEN SOME KIND OF ACCIDENT.. WHOSE THAT AT THE DOOR
SIMON: NO ONE
Sfx: KNOCK KNOCK
SIMON: THERE AGAIN
FRANK: ITS HILDA
SIMON: THERE'S NO ONE THERE
HILDA: I'M INVISIBLE, HOW DID YOU SEE ME
FRANK: I CAN SEE 15 SECONDS INTO THE FUTURE
SIMON: WILL SOMEONE HELP ME DOWN.
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SIMON: THIS MUST BE OUR DESTINY, ORDINARY PEOPLE ENDOWED WITH SUPER POWERS
FRANK: AND WE'RE PUTTING THEM TO GOOD USE GIVING YOU GARDEN A MAKEOVER
HILDA: BUILDING OUR GROUP HEADQUARTERS PLEASE.
SIMON: MAKE SURE YOU DOUBLE STITCH WE DON'T WANT ANY EMBARRASSMENTS
FRANK: MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS NON REFLECTIVE
HILDA: REMEMBER THIS LYCRA SHRINKS IN A VERY HOT WASH
SIMON: ARE WE GOING TO NEED A BACK UP COSTUME?
FRANK: WE CANT BE USING THE SERVICE WASH NOW
Caption: REQUIRE ASSISTANCE, ROBBERY IN PROGRESS, BELEIVED ARMED
SIMON: TO THE RESCUE 'THE LEVITATING LARD BALL'
HILDA: THE 'TRANSPARENT TOTTY'
FRANK: DAMN SPENT TOO LONG ON ME COSTUME AND DIDN’T THINK OF A NAME
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Caption: YOUR TOO MUCH WEIGHT, I'LL FLY AHEAD
FRANK: ARE YOU IN TOTTY?
HILDA: YES, NOW COME ONE LETS MOVE UP A GEAR
FRANK: WE'RE STILL ONLY DOING 20 MPH
HILDA: NOT TOO FAST HE CANT KEEP UP WIT US, I'D BETTER DRIVE
SIMON: YOU TWO GO AHEAD I'LL GAIN SOME HEIGHT
Sfx: FLASH
HILDA: WE'LL AT LEAST THEY CANT DO YOU FOR SPEEDING, THE PICTURE'LL SHOW NO ONE DRIVING
SIMON: ITS NO GOOD I CAN REACH THE ROOF
HILDA: ATISHOO
FRANK: WHOOPS WE'VE BEEN RUMBLED
HILDA: ATISHOO
FRANK: WHAT'S GOOD INVISIBILITY IF YOU HAVE TO BE NAKED
FRANK: DUCK ALL OF YOU NOW
Sfx: KERBLING KERBLONG
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POSTMAN: GOOD MORNING A SELECTION OF SPEEDING TICKETS AND FINES FOR UNPAID CONGESTION CHARGES
INSURER: SORRY YOUR CAR IS A WRITE OFF AND WE DON'T PAY OUT ON BIZARRE BOUTS OF GUNFIRE
COUNCIL MAN: I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE USING YOUR USING THESE PREMISES TO CONDUCT A BUSINESS
POLICEMAN: A BANK ROBBER HAS EVADED OUR CUSTODY AND APPARENTLY IS SEEKING REVENGE FOR THE INTERRUPTION DURIGN HIS LAST ROBBERY
DETECTOR: I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO ILLEGAL FREQUENCIES
DOCTOR: SHE IS VERY ILL WHAT'S SHE BEEN DOING? RUNNING AROUND ALL NIGHT WITH NO CLOTHES ON
SIMON: OBVIOUSLY THIS COUNTRY ISN'T READY FOR OUR TALENTS
FRANK: PERHAPS WE'RE SHOULD BE LOOKING BEYOND PETTY CRIME
HILDA: ATISHOO
SIMON: 2 TICKETS FOR VEGAS
HILDA: ATISHOO
FRANK: JUST 2 PLEASE
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