Title: Blakey's Dozen
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS:
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Caption: MEET BLAKEY AN EX ESTATE AGENT
BLAKEY: USING THE PASSES ARNOLD HAS ACQUIRED WE THEN HEAD TOWARDS THE GARAGE, BOOST A DESIRABLE YET DECEPTIVELY SPACIOUS FREIGHT WAGON AND ONWARD AND OUTWARDS
Caption: SENTENCE- 10 YEARS FOR VERBAL IRREGULARITIES
Caption: MEET ARNOLD NOT THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED OF FORGERS SERVING 17 YEARS FOR MAKING MONEY THE OTHER WAY
GUARD: THE DOCUMENTS ARE NOT IN ORDER
ARNOLD: WHATCHA TALKING ABOUT
GUARD: MY AUNT FANNY COULD HAVE PRODUCED BETTER COPIES, GUARDS SEIZE THEM
Sfx: KERTHWACK
BLAKEY: THAT'S THE ONLY TYPE OF PAPERWORK THESE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
Caption: YOU'VE JUST MET, CHARLIE, LIFE TWICE FOR G.B.H.
ARNOLD: BLAKEY, THAT'S A DISGRACE
BLAKEY: ITS SPACE WORTHY
ARNOLD: IF THIS IS HOW YOU OPERATED YOU MUST HAVE REALLY CHARMED THE JURY
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Caption: OUR ENRY DRIVES HIS FIRST GETAWAY VEHICLE SINCE BEING INCARCERATED 12 YEARS AGO
ARNOLD: SEE IF IT'S GOT A SECOND GEAR ENRY
Sfx: KERWOOSH
ENRY: SIONARA
BLAKEY: AS AGREED WE WILL INVEST OUR VARIOUS SKILLS IN PROFITABLE ACTIVITIES. FIRST TO THE FLOOR DEREK
ARNOLD: CHEERS
ENRY: CHEERS
ARNOLD: ENRY WHOSE DRIVING?
DEREK: THANKS, YOU ARE LOOKING AT A LARGE ISOLATED FINANCIAL ESTABLISHMENT
DEREK: WITH OUR SKILLS
DEREK: THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT'S HIT EM
Sfx: KERCRASH
BLAKEY: ENRY I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE A GETAWAY DRIVER
ENRY: MORE A RAM RAIDER, BUT YOU STILL NEED TO ESCAPE
BLAKEY: WELL THIS'LL DO, OPEN IT UP THEN LETS GO MEET FINGERS'S MATE
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BLAKEY: NICE JOB FINGERS
FINGERS: THE JUDGE GAVE ME 11 YEARS FOR SOMETHING VERY SIMILAR
BLAKEY: NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS IS COURTESY OF GARY, AND HIS SPINNING BOTTLE
GARY: NO MORE BETS PLEASE, AS MY LAST LAWYER ONCE SAID
BLAKEY: SO IT'S OVER TO YOU NOW JOE
JOE: MY COUP D'ETAT WAS DECLARED ILLEGAL BY THE UNIFIED COUNCIL AND I WAS IMPRISONED. MY MILITANTS ARE WILLING TO STRIKE AGAIN, BUT THEY NEED AID
BLAKEY: CHARLIE WE NEED PINPOINT ACCURACY AND A THE PRECISION OF A SURGEON
Sfx: KERPLOW- KERCHING
BLAKEY: SCRATCH THAT PLANET FROM OUR MAPS
CHARLIE: SORRY, JOE
JOE: NEVER MIND AT LEAST I DIDN'T LOOSE AGAIN
GARY: EVERYONE'S A WINNER, NOT LIKE MY CASINOS
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Caption: WITH THEIR UNPREDICTABLE TACTICS AND DISASTROUS RESULTS THE SELF NAMED 'BLAKEY'S DOZEN' TERRORISED HUMAN EXISTENCE. THOUGH TENSIONS WERE ALSO HIGH ON BOARD
CHARLIE: ARE YOU PLAYING WINNER STAYS ON?
HARRY: JUST COS THE JUDGE FOUND MY EXPERIMENTS ILLEGAL
INGLENOOK: ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS TO. COME HERE AND I'LL EXPLAIN IT WITH THIS BEACH DRIED LOG RESOURCED FROM A SUSTAINABLE FOREST
LANCE: LANCE WANTS A GARDEN
Caption: HOWEVER THEY WERE UNITED IN THEIR ESCAPED CONVICT STATUS. THEY GAINED A HUGE FOLLOWING, AFTER ONE OF THE MAJOR SOAP OPERAS FEATURED THEM IN A STORY LINE.
Caption: HOWEVER THEY COULDN'T STOP THEMSELVES SLIPPING BACK INTO THE OLD WAYS
LANCE: LANCE HAS BEEN A BUSY BOY
Caption: INEVITABILITY JUSTICE CAUGHT UP WITH THEM
LANCE: BLAKEY COME WITH LANCE AND SEE HIS GARDEN
BLAKEY: NOT NOW, TELL THE CREW WE'VE GOT A FIGHT ON OUR HANDS
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Caption: BUT THEIR FORMULA WAS INVINCIBLE
BLAKEY: ANOTHER THREAT SEEN OFF IN OUR TRADEMARK STYLE, THEY'LL BE WRITING SAGAS ABOUT US NOW
Caption: THAT LEGENDARY BATTLE SAW THEM BRANCH INTO MERCHANDISING WITH A HUGE MARKETING DRIVE
Caption: AND ENTERED INTO THE 'SHOCK AND AWE' HALL OF FAME.
Caption: BUT THE SORTIES AND CHARLIE, IN FACT MOSTLY CHARLIE, TOOK THEIR TOLL. THEY HAD TO RECRUIT CONSTANTLY FROM THEIR PEERS.
Caption: BUT SOMETIMES TO NO AVAIL
LANCE: LANCE HAS A NEW BORDER TO SHOW BLAKEY
BLAKEY: NO LANCE NOT AGAIN, HOW DID THEY CATCH YOU, YOU'RE SUCH AN ARTIST
LANCE: FUNNY STORY,, LANCE GOT CAUGHT SELLING COUNTERFEIT SPACESHIP PARTS
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