Title: A Hint Before Prying
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS:
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MOTHER: DON'T WORRY JOSEPHINE, THE FIRST DAY IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST.
JO: O GRADY SAYS 'EVEN THE LONGEST JOURNEY STARTS WITH ONE SMALL STEP'
MOTHER: THAT’S THE SPIRIT, YOU'RE A LOT BRAVER THAN I WAS WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE. DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK ANY OF YOUR *SPECIAL* QUESTIONS, THIS IS THE TIME FOR LEARNING
MOTHER: THEY GROW UP SO FAST, WHERE DOES THE TIME GO? LETS HOPE SHE CAN FIND SOME ANSWERS.
TEACHER: WELL NOW WE KNOW WHO WE ALL ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?
JO: PLEASE MISS, WHERE DO WE COME FROM?
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TEACHER: WELL HERE WE ARE. A GREAT DAY OUT AND ALL THE ANSWER'S YOU'LL EVER NEED HARE HERE. OVER MANY MILLIONS OF YEARS ANIMALS HAVE REPRODUCED, YES JOHNNY THAT’S THE YUCKY STUFF DADDY AND MOMMY DO. ANYWAY THESE MATINGS HAVE PRODUCED A WIDE VARIETY OF ANIMALS, INCLUDING THE EXTINCT THESAURUS SO SE RECREATED IN IT'S GLORY HERE AND OF COURSE US.
SHARRY: POPPYCOCK
TEACHER: THAT HELTER SKELTER LIKE MODEL IS THE MAGICAL BUILDING BLOCK OF LIFE. FROM IT YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING. YES JOHNNY INCLUDING ROAD KILL.
SHARRY: BALDERDASH
TEACHER: ORIGINALLY IT WAS BELIEVED SUPREME BEINGS OR EVEN ALIENS CREATED LIFE BUT SCIENCE CONCLUSIVELY PROVED OTHERWISE. YES JOHNNY THE BANG WAS BIGGER THAN WHEN YOU BROKE YOUR CHAIR
SHARRY: RUBBISH
TEACHER: YES THAT’S US THERE. NO JOHNNY IT'S PRONOUNCED YOU-RAN-USS
SHARRY: HOOKUM
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JO: O GRADY SAYS 'WHICHEVER INTERPRETATION PREVAILS AT A GIVEN TIME IS A FUNCTION OF POWER AND NOT TRUTH'
SHARRY: SARDINES
JO: YOU MUST KNOW EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON AROUND HERE
SHARRY: PILTDOWN
JO: PLEASE SHOW ME, I WANT TO UNDERSTAND
SHARRY: IRON PYRITES
JO: YOUR SLIPPING, YOU'RE ONLY MEANT TO UTTER SINGLE WORDS
SHARRY: VENDI
JO: VIDI
SHARRY: VICI
JO: SO YOU'RE A FAN OF O' GRADY. BUT EDUCATION'S NOT YOUR STRONG POINT IS IT. YOU MEAN 'THEY WERE HERE, WE CAME AND THEY WERE CONQUERED'
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JO: WHY DO I KEEP HITTING DEAD ENDS EACH TIME I GO FOR MY *SPECIAL WALKS'? THERE NO SCIENTIFIC REASON FOR IT
JO: WHEN I WAS WITH MUM THESE PANELS WERE INVISIBLE LOOKING LIKE OPEN SKY. YET UP HERE THEY ARE OPAQUE YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE OUT
JO: WHEN DAD BROUGHT ME HERE DURING 'BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK' DAY I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PROCESSING PLANT NOW IT SEEM TO BE ACTUALLY BE FED FROM THE OUTSIDE
JO: THERE'S SOME BARRIER STOPPING US LEAVING UNDERNEATH THIS BUILDING
JO: SURELY SOMEWHERE WHERE THE SEA MEETS LAND THERE MUST BE BEACHES OF GROUND SILICA DEPOSITS AND NOT JUST UNERODABLE CLIFFS
JO: LETS SEE IF YOU'RE AN ACCURATE RECONSTRUCTION
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FISHERMAN: YOU WERE LUCKY GIRL, I SPOTTED YOU BEING KIDNAPPED BY THAT FEROCIOUS BIRD AND I MANAGED TO FOLLOW YOU TO UNTIL YOU MANAGED TO LOOSEN IT'S GRIP ON YOU
JO: THANK YOU THAT WATER WAS
FISHERMAN: SO VERY COLD
JO: NO TEPID
JO: WHERE ARE YOU SHARRY?
JO: THIS SEEMS TO BE A WORLD OF ILLUSIONS
JO: I GIVE UP. MUMMY SAID SCHOOL WOULD SORT ALL THESE MAD IDEAS OF MINE, BUT NOW NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE
JO: ALOYOIUS MCMANUS!!!
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