| Page | 1 |
| Frame | 1 |
| Description | The huge shiny headquarters of a top record company |
| Sfx | Mr Doe, you are expected, please go right on through |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | Andy looks up in awe |
| andy | What am I doing here? These major labels were the institution we were rebelling against. If the press ever knew I'd been here |
| jessica | Ah Andy we've flown in a 30 year single malt especially |
| andy | Mrs Swan? |
| jessica | Call me Jessica, dear |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | Andy and Jessica sit across a table from each other, Andy sips the malt |
| jessica | Remember what happens at sea stays at sea. See here we are talking like mature adults. You've been inactive on the music scene for the past decade you've probably not aware we bought up your independent label. Now we own you, your band, your back catalogue. |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | Jessica hugs Andy |
| andy | I or any incarnation of my band will ever be in the pay of a major label dinosaur like yourself |
| jessica | Quite understand dear |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | Jessica hand Andy a contract |
| jessica | Quite understand, I thought you say that so I'll just send back this festival headline slot for the original line up back to the promoters |