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| Frame | 1 |
| Description | A cupboard with an elastic band round the knobs to keep it shut |
| james | A single elastic band around a cupboard keeps it shut |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | A stair gate on some stairs |
| james | A stargate takes you to new worlds, a stair gate prevents you from going to Bedfordshire |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | A plastic insert into an electrical socket |
| james | Little fingers cannot get into an electrical socket and the deadly holes are covered without a false god |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | A toilet taped shut |
| james | Gaffa tape on a toilet prevents unauthorised washing and drinking |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | A heavy pan on a pedal bin |
| james | A heavy object on a pedal bin keeps toys being posted to the dump |
| Frame | 6 |
| Description | Elizabeth hides car keys and wallets |
| james | These protect us from ourselves, but they don't protect you. Your keys and wallet may be safe toys but you'll never see them again |
