| Page | 1 |
| Frame | 1 |
| Description | The soles of Elizabeth' feet |
| james | The adults like them because they are like theirs but smaller, cleaner, less smelly and lacking verrucas, calluses and ingrowing toenails |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | A dainty pair of socks |
| james | Socks seems to come in gory colours of branded products that we've never heard of |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | A dainty pair of shoes |
| james | They can measure feet at any age but they can't always get the shoes on you. They say it's for protection no for walking hot housing |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | A cuddly in a cot |
| james | You show a strange amount of affection for a piece of cloth, the cuddly |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | In socks walking around |
| james | But all you want to do is ditch it and the shoes |
| Frame | 6 |
| Description | Elizabeth sucks on her socks |
| james | The dirty, sweaty socks have it |
