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| Frame | 1 |
| Description | Earth in it's regal place in the galaxy |
| Caption | A simple blue green planet, mostly saline. It has it's fair share of good things that are balanced out by it's unfair share of bad things |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | A close up of The Starship Enterprise |
| Caption | Like any errant teenager it's population wants to leave home to see what's out there |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | A reveal shot of the front window of a space craft with it's 2 astronauts, Ethel and Joe in the driving seats. The Enterprise from the previous shot is actually an air freshener in the cockpit. POV outside looking in |
| ethel | Joe, Its your turn to land the module |
| joe | No it's yours I've just desiccated the faeces |
| ethel | That doesn't count that's domestic, this is engineering |
| joe | I've realigned the solar panels |
| ethel | You mean you pressed the button that says 'realign solar panels' |
| joe | Ethel dear, I supervised |
| ethel | So I'll supervise the landing |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | The module starts to land on a planet |
| joe | Whose bright ideas was it to use married couples as astronauts |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | Joe walks on the planet surface in his suit, he covers his ears. Ethel comes down the stairs |
| joe | What is that horrible noise in my ears it just won't stop |
| ethel | Didn't say a word dear |
| Frame | 6 |
| Description | A large one eyed gelatinous alien |
| alien | Greetings |
