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| Frame | 1 |
| Description | An antler based coat stand into an elephant's foot |
| Caption | The hovel this year has been under intense design scrutiny. A coat stand confronts the wannabes, it's beautiful carved antlers say welcome whilst it's base of a sawn off elephant foot says, this year Bro gets nasty |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | A dinning room with chairs and tables |
| Caption | The designer table looks like the centre piece for a family meal, but the chairs are too hard and too small for comfort, this is will be the catalyst for confrontations |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | The bedroom a few beds closely packed |
| Caption | There is just the one sleeping area, with no ventilation, dirty laundry, sweaty nights and lack of beds they'll be no fun in here where the cameras are only in black and white |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | An outside shower and toilet |
| Caption | The shower and toiler are outside and made of Perspex. hovel mites are required to use both regularly and pass inspections of cleanliness with deposits being logged |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | The dreary room chair |
| Caption | And finally the dreary room equipped with the chair. The source of all lice, bed bugs and fleas and that hovel mites think it's their only placer of sanctuary |
