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| Description | The moon shines through a heavily curtained window |
| Caption | People worry too much about when babies learn to smile, crawl, walk then speak. As my mother says you never see any kids in school in nappies. |
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| Description | The sun shines through a net curtained window |
| Caption | And as sure as eggs is eggs, no my mother never said that, winter turns to spring, moon mornings are replaced by bright cheerful days |
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| Description | An air conditioner knob turning from hot to cold |
| Caption | The signs of oncoming summer are subtle, slowly that air conditioner knob gets turned from heater to freezer |
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| Description | A daffodil flowering |
| Caption | The once defining yellow frost breaking daffodils wilt and their leaves once proud to herald the new year must be left for six weeks to wither and blight the garden |
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| Description | Grass growing from small to larges |
| Caption | Some say the first sign of summer is when you have to revive the lawn mower to cut the errant grass that has comfortably survived the winter |
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| Description | 3 people on a sofa watching a TV. POV looking from behind a TV. A goldfish bowl is on their right and a standard lamp with a silk lamp shade on the other |
| Caption | For others it's simple, summer starts when it's 'Day One in the Chav Chalet hovel' |
