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| Frame | 1 |
| Description | A large trapezium tracked vehicle in the desert |
| Caption | Everyone who uses a vehicle on the road is required to keep it in a road worthy condition. The MOT Test checks each year that they comply with key road worthiness and environmental requirements |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | A sign on the vehicle. Duke Bottom Feeder dressed in a monks habit reads the sign |
| duke bottom feeder | Closing down sale, everything including vehicle for sale, one careless owner |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | Outside the vehicle are an number of objects that look liked up turned bins and pelican crossing beacons. A salesman hovers |
| duke bottom feeder | What was it Uncle said, oh yes we need another bin one without botchelism |
| salesman | If anyone asks, it's a more of a car boot sale rather than a commercial enterprise requiring a license, VAT registration and tax receipts |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | Duke talks to the salesman |
| Caption | Trade is an international language |
| duke bottom feeder | We'll take one of each |
| salesman | Actually I can't sell them to you as they are electrical items and need to be tested by a certified elf. However you could take some and leave a donation for our beach reclamation charity |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | Duke and Olde drive with their purchases in a hover car across the desert |
| olde bearded one | Are you sure you want to run away from your Uncle and join the circus, rather than pay taxes, they are banned from performing anything interesting almost everywhere |
| duke bottom feeder | Yes every since I saw an elephant in an overcoat in the quarry |
