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| Description | The sun shines very brightly it is the beginning of spring. The most welcome of seasons |
| Caption | You may get rain, you may get snow but eventually as life's great millstone turns spring will come |
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| Description | A TV programmes starts. It has a planet turning in the middle as a logo and there are various unreadable texts around it. It is meant to be enough like Earth that you don't question it |
| Caption | And now on SatTV it's time for a new season of 'Good Olde Gardens' |
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| Description | The programme starts with scenes of winter. Bare trees, a barren landscape. Alien MidMarch can be heard over the sights |
| alien midmarch | You wouldn't believe a week ago this was the view from my back kitchen window |
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| Description | A tortoise like animal hibernating such that you can not see any of it's limbs |
| Caption | Wildlife was deep in it's hibernation and snow and rain kept it from ever thinking of waking up |
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| Description | A view of Alien MidMarch's back garden. It is bleak and ragged with a patio heater and a rusty clothes drier |
| alien midmarch | Signs of a nuclear winter were everywhere, in our production office things were grim |
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| Description | A shot of Alien MidMarch. A one eyed alien holding an alien like gardening fork with it's one appendage in a single Wellington boot |
| alien midmarch | But fear not intrepid gardener, as of this week spring is here |
