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| Frame | 1 |
| Description | An nice gleaming shopping complex stands alone on a planet |
| Caption | Out of town shopping planets drag trade from city centres |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | A huge car park filled with small space vehicles |
| Caption | High parking Council tariffs should discourage shoppers. Most try to wriggle out of paying one way or the another |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | The Crew's Transporter lands in the midst of the parking crushing many cars as it lands |
| Caption | The Council decides to enforce it's law |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | An owner of one of the crushed car contacts TwoEyedJack the Transporter pilot |
| Sfx | Kercrash |
| owner | Excuse me you seem to have partly crushed my vehicle |
| twoeyedjack | Oh sorry I'll send one of my Crew out to sort it out |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | Clamidia's machine stamps all the vehicles around, flat |
| Sfx | Kercrash |
| clamidia | Let none else complain they've only been partly crushed |
| Frame | 6 |
| Description | GingerKahn from his machine addresses the other |
| gingerkahn | Skip the tickets and the Council aware not ices, just flat pack anything as far as you can see |
| Frame | 7 |
| Description | GentleSven's machine does a body slam onto a load of vehicles |
| Sfx | Kercrash |
| gentlesven | Don't bother starting the clock you aint getting up |