| Page | 1 |
| Frame | 1 |
| Description | Dr Jones addresses the Crew |
| doctor jones | Hello I'm Doctor Jones, I've been assigned to assess this Crew |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | The Crew drool at Doctor Jones their tongues hanging out, Clamidia turns away |
| Sfx | Kerdrool |
| clamidia | Don't mind them, they get very thirsty |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | Part 1 of 3. The crew sit at a table for their morning briefing in the Crew room rather than the pub. Doctor Jones cradles a cup of tea and Doc looks on |
| doctor jones | Don't mind me just carry on as normal |
| docwhatson | It will have to be without sight cos your beauty has blinded me |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | Part 2 of 3. The crew sit at a table for their morning briefing in the Crew room rather than the pub. GentleSven and TwoEyedJack drink tea and eat biscuits |
| gentlesven | First thing we have a sit down and drink herbal tea |
| twoeyedjack | The biscuits are just for you, they interfere with our fitness routine |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | Part 3 of 3. The crew sit at a table for their morning briefing in the Crew room rather than the pub. GingerKahn gives a presentation, Clamidia drinks beer |
| gingerkahn | We review the previous missions, updating the risk register and looking for guilty improvement |
| Frame | 6 |
| Description | A very neat desk that Doctor Jones inspects |
| doctor jones | How neat you'd think no one had ever sat at this desk |
| docwhatson | Oh really |
| Frame | 7 |
| Description | Clamidia shows Doctor Jones the ladies toilets |
| clamidia | Here you go love if you wanna take a constitutional there's a copy of the Male already in there |