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| Frame | 1 |
| Description | An isolated head shot of the Headmaster sipping his malted drink |
| headmaster | Well done geography department for a fine malty drink |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | Zoom out. Shows the headmaster conducting this meeting leaning against a table. His is surrounded by seated staff in a semi circle also sipping malty drinks |
| headmaster | And finally for this staff meeting a temporary replacement for Mr Wise |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | A web page on a computer advertising for a teaching post |
| headmaster | We've have gone hi tech and placed an advert for a Supply Teacher on the Interweb |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | The IT teacher performs various nefarious movements with a computer mouse |
| headmaster | We interviewed over the phone |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | The front of the school. Straddled across a few staff car parking spaces a spacecraft is parked |
| headmaster | And he starts to day |
| Frame | 6 |
| Description | The alien, Chester, arrives with a mortar board and large pointing stick handing over a sheaf of paper |
| chester | Good morning headmaster, my references as discussed |
