| Page | 1 |
| Frame | 1 |
| Description | Close up of a crab ready for action |
| mike | On Your Marks |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | Pull back to show the crab is submerged in a pint of beer |
| mike | Get set |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | Mike has picked up the crab from the beer and placed it on to a table in a pub that is strewn with litter acting as obstacles |
| mike | Go |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | A close up of the table with the crab streaming forward watched by the heads of Mike and Jude, The Prof is just entering the scene |
| jude | Told you it'd go straight if inebriated |
| mike | Its coincidence |
| prof | Ahem |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | Mike and Jude play pool, there is a large screen TV in the background |
| prof | Please remember why you're here |
| mike | Because the firm wont cough up for digital TV |
| Frame | 6 |
| Description | Jude and Mike talk |
| mike | Suppose we better watch this documentary, what's it about? |
| Frame | 7 |
| Description | The pair engrossed in watching the TV |
| jude | It follows an English tennis star from birth, today he's in the grand slam final |
| mike | Now I believe a crab can walk straight |
