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| Description | An old town public house with a notice outside |
| Caption | Annual yard of absinthe drinking competition, disclaimers inside |
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| Description | Jude is attempting the drinking competition, he is watched by 'The Prof' wearing his mortar board |
| prof | First contestant 'Jude The Obscene' sporting shades an unkempt beard, distinguishing features |
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| Description | Jude stands with a half empty yard in a pile of split absinthe |
| prof | include a very small mouth |
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| Description | Mike is attempting the drinking competition, he is also watched by 'The Prof' |
| prof | Next up is 'Mike The Bike' dressed in a dapper suit, timeless hat. Hobbies include |
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| Description | Mike is throwing up the absinthe on the floor |
| prof | redecorating |
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| Description | The Prof takes his turn |
| prof | I am disqualified from taking part but for the gamign committee I am required to show the task is feasible |
| Frame | 7 |
| Description | The Prof raises the empty yard above his head |
| prof | Game, absinthe and light a match. |
