| Page | 2 |
| Frame | 1 |
| Description | A close up of Annie |
| annie | And here for the cameras before their interviews we meet |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | The four contestants at a desk in the order they arrived |
| annie | The candidates representing their own styles of sensibility, sensitivity, sycophancy and well Close Encounter 3 |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | McClean's interview he sits timidly on the chair |
| green | I promise to calibrate all productions to international social and environmental standards. I see my self as a Gentle Gaia. |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | Andy's Interview he is slouched provocatively across the chair |
| andy | I have a real connection to our youth, and youth is the future, they need to be driving the bar through the glass ceilings and approach the next event horizon of broadcasting |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | Muggins' interview he sits in the chair arrogantly |
| muggins | Good to see a panel selected from *ahem* the noblest of gentleman's club. Better cut this short as we need to be on the first tee in an hours time. |
| Frame | 6 |
| Description | Gregory's interview he holds the chair ignorantly above his head |
| gregory | Spot is in the garden. The ball is in the garden. Dick and Jane throw the ball to Spot. |
