| Page | 1 |
| Description | This page is actually a film being watched as is revealed in the final frame, occasionally dark silhouetted heads break up the other frames |
| Frame | 1 |
| Description | Horatio is in the archetypal tomb. His hand holds an orange |
| horatio | Juicing Orange, weight 125 g, age 6 months, 3 for a £1 |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | Horatio holds a massive gem he has swapped with the orange |
| horatio | Kefler Amethyst, weight 124 g, aged timeless, priceless |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | Horatio substitutes the orange for the gem on it's resting place |
| horatio | Proper job! |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | Horatio pockets the gem in his arm held bag |
| horatio | If I wasn't so good |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | In the distance a typical bobby trapped rolling boulder looms forward |
| horatio | I'd consider this too easy |
| Frame | 6 |
| Description | Horatio runs from the huge boulder |
| horatio | I thought this only happened in the movies |
| Frame | 7 |
| Description | Horatio is seen to be presenting a film of the previous frame's exploits to a class |
| horatio | And the moral of this story is? |
| pontiac | don't waste your fruit? |
| Sfx | Ring |
| horatio | Assemble 9 am tomorrow for your school trip with passports. |
