| Page | 2 |
| Frame | 1 |
| Description | Feet tripping over un level stones and a pair of hands stopping a body hitting the surface |
| anthony | The nauseous shade of the grey 3' by 2' slabs sold as the complete solution. Now the major source of personal injury claims |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | a patio whose straightness has been tested by skewed slabs |
| anthony | The long straight lines now buckle as they disappear into the distance |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | a patio with weeds growing between them |
| anthony | An incubator and seed trap for the lazy weed |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | a puddle lies on a patio |
| anthony | Where sunken levels cause mere puddles to permanently reside |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | cracked stones |
| anthony | And the obese careless human units pound the solid slabs to cracked slithers in their wake |
| Frame | 6 |
| Description | Anthony and Antonio stare at this page in silhouette in disgust |
| anthony | Its is up to us my dear to save this planet from it's own population. |