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| Description | Mary and Tobias have a daughter Robin at school |
| Frame | 1 |
| Description | Mary and Tobias relaxing at home. They are stereo typically middle class both dressed formally. Mary is knitting. Tobias reading the paper. The TV is not the focus of the room. |
| Caption | 'Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents.', Margaret Mead |
| mary | I wonder how Robin is getting on a school? |
| tobias | Don't fret so, make the most of this rare holiday |
| Caption | RING |
| Frame | 2 |
| Description | Mary on the phone to the school's headmaster |
| mary | Hello, headmaster |
| headmaster | You must both come to the school at once | |
| Frame | 3 |
| Description | Mary on the phone is looking at Tobias |
| mary | Is Robin alright? |
| tobias | O bless her, what's she done this time |
| Frame | 4 |
| Description | Tobias driving Mary to the school |
| tobias | First day off in a decade and there's a crisis |
| mary | Parenting isn't like business Tobias, these things happen |
| Frame | 5 |
| Description | On the journey their car is head and tailed by a police escort |
| mary | Its not always as bad as it first seems |
| Frame | 6 |
| Description | At the school Tobias and Mary have arrived. It is sectioned off with hazard tape, surrounded by snipers and police cars |
| tobias | Aren't kids wonderful |
| mary | Oh Robin, what have you done this time? |
